Pretzels or Salmon?


01-26-07

I was home for just a bit last night to unpack my big bag from Sundance and pack a little one for the trip to Boston today. My apartment has clothes everywhere and suitcases tumbled upside down around the bed. I can picture it right now, too. I'm gonna come home from rockin' Boston and be, like, "Damn, I've got to clean my room." Such an un-rock moment. My dad picked up Joe and Miley before picking me up and we all headed to the airport together for a much too expensive snack at the airport (small salad to go and juice for me...$16...? Is that in Canadian money???). Miley is sitting next to me right now watching some comedian on his iPod and my dad has stole my "Running with Scissors" which I have stolen from someone else. I wish there was more to report but there isn't that I can think of or maybe I'm slowing down because this flight only has pretzels for food and I'm starving so I've eaten too many bags. I'll tell you what I can see right now as a fun game for me to pass the time 'til we land. I see a young man leaning up against the bathroom. Why doesn't he go in? Is someone inside. I'll lean over and look... I think there is and turns out it isn't a young man but a petite older lady with one of those short hair cuts that middle aged women sport! Excuse me, ma'am, my mistake. There is a man next to Miley sleeping on the exit door of the plane. We're in an exit row because I'm posturing myself to be a hero at all times. You never know when a plane will go down and just think, I'll be there to rescue everyone and a photographer will capture it.....front page of me helping the pilots and flight attendants off the plane and everyone will say, "We want the album of a hero!" and everyone will be walking around with T-shirts that say "Thank You, Tyler, Our Hero" and the president will invite me over for dinner and my invitation will ask if I want steak or salmon and I'll say salmon and is it formal attire? And then the foreign press will have questions so I write a book to answer everyone's questions about my life and it becomes a best seller passing even "The DaVinci Code"! See? Miley or my dad should talk to me or something 'cause when they don't I blog about lies. All of them, lies. That's not why I'm in the exit row at all! I'm here for leg room. That's it. A selfish reason if I ever heard one. I'll tell you why Joe's not sitting with us; he says the exit row is too cold. How's it feel to be lonely, Joe, way up there in 22C? Who's cold now? Why won't someone play with me...I need more pretzels. Or salmon sounds really good now, too...

Tyler

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Though some will disagree, I say this has to be his best blog ever. I needed a good laugh and it gave me just that.

So this is what it's like to be inside the mind of Tyler Hilton...I'm concerned. LoL

I love how just being on a play fueled all of these thoughts. Tyler is great and hilarious and someone really needs to humor him on this flight.

Wow, what an imagination...from saving the flight to having a bestseller book.. haha...Maybe I will give him my copy of Running With Scissors since I am done with it, that way no one can steal it from him. :-)

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and everyone will be walking around with T-shirts that say "Thank You, Tyler, Our Hero"

Haha I would definitely wear that T-shirt if only it existed^.

Okay..I think Tyler needs some sleep!!
That blog put new meaning to rambling!!

And what's this about rockin' Boston? Sounds like Tyler has been doing lots of private gigs the past few months and we aren't getting anything

I'm guessing Miley is the guy in the group photo that was just posted on My Space recently (and posted elsewhere on these boards) that I wasn't sure who they were.

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Originally posted by > Magalч:

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and everyone will be walking around with T-shirts that say "Thank You, Tyler, Our Hero"

Haha I would definitely wear that T-shirt if only it existed^.

Why not make a shirt like that?? lol...hmm....

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Originally posted by > Magalч:

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and everyone will be walking around with T-shirts that say "Thank You, Tyler, Our Hero"

Haha I would definitely wear that T-shirt if only it existed^.

I commented him on myspace saying I was gonna make this t-shirt. Now we know how interesting it would be to see tyler in an airport or on an airplane.

hahahaa
that made my day

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Originally posted by Alea:
http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=179897

That was a great article!

I want a private gig for my bday. :-( Then again, who doesn't?

That explains this video I watched last night in anger from the description.

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Originally posted by Dollface:
That explains this video I watched last night in anger from the description.

Yea that's pretty not nice of him/her to say that. Grrrr.

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Originally posted by Dollface:
That explains this video I watched last night in anger from the description.

hahah this blog made me laugh. it totally made my day that much better after my alg2/trig accel final ruined a perfectly good day

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Originally posted by JamesDeanFan:
Now we know how interesting it would be to see tyler in an airport or on an airplane.

Yeah from the outside just as boring as the next person, but eating a lot of pretzels!

at tylers next show we should all make shirts that say: "Thank You, Tyler, Our Hero." hahah

and i just read the article, what is this about him liking private shows better?

"probably the only good thing tyler hilton can sing lol.

taken from kristine's sweet 16 at the regatta in the chaaarles hotel."
ohh hell no she didnt.lol. here is a video i found on youtube of tyler singing to eminem at the party! crazay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktusqu32ivE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Just LMAO.

Comedy should be his next route.

my sister lives in cambridge...