I happened to go to Wango Tango with this girl... let's call her "Eve". This particular year Hanson was a surprise guest... but their set up was on the stage when the audience was being seated. "Eve" recognized the symbol right away... you know the one I'm talking about... and began to HYPERVENTILATE.
Then when Hanson came onstage to play... she fully FREAKED OUT, and STARTED CRYING.

Or how about the time, "Eve" went to Tower Records at 6 AM to stand in line for tickets to the Hollywood Bowl show. There was one person in front of her. She was very excited. When Noon rolled around, the FUCKING IDIOT running the computer pressed the wrong button, and IT FROZE. FOR TWENTY MINUTES. By the time "Eve" could finally buy tickets, all that was left was Row T. Which is not near the front of the alphabet... in case you didn't notice. So "Eve" proceeded to scream obscenities at the guy behind the computer, and get permanently banned from that particular Tower Records. She was escorted out hysterical crying by security guards.

*eve*

My trouble is I analyze life instead of live it. There are no absolutes for something as relative as human life.

OK...this girl "Eve" definitely beats the girl I know. She never quite got to that point. But hey...at least it was them and not us right?

~Jackie

Hey... I... oops... I mean... "Eve" was a different person then.
She was young, and impressionable. And a teeny bopper.
Hmm... I wonder if Ty will get fans like that? Can you just picture it? LOL

*eve*

My trouble is I analyze life instead of live it. There are no absolutes for something as relative as human life.

Yep, this girl "Jackie" was the same way. Young and naive. What could she have done? She got sucked into the world of teeny boppers.

Ty with teeny boppers? LOL. Definitely would be entertaining. They can paint their faces in green paint that reads "Tyler Hilton" and scream constantly through the whole entire set he plays so you can't hear a thing. Bet ya cant wait for that can ya Ty? hehe

~Jackie

OH NO... not the screamers.

The screamers... then we would never be able to hear the music... EVER. That was what always bothered me about those girls. Why would you pay $45.00 to go to a venue and scream for two hours, standing up? With a painted face?

I yelled at one of them once... and she turned to me and went, "Why are you here? You're too old and you're NOT A REAL HANSON FAN."

Needless to say, after I smacked the smirk right off her shrieking teenie face, I felt better. And older and more mature, as well.

*eve*

My trouble is I analyze life instead of live it. There are no absolutes for something as relative as human life.

I know! The screamers sounded like a flock of seagulls (good 80s band too. lol) and they NEVER SHUT UP.

Good for you, that teeny bopper deserved to be smacked. The girls that screamed werent the real fans because they obviously didnt care enough about the music to even listen to it. Screaming your vocal chords into oblivion seems like a much more devoted and logical thing to do...hahahaha

~Jackie

Hmmm... PROJECT.

I have an idea, for an serious scientific experiment to be performed at the Depot. Let's just SCREAM the entire time. No matter what Tyler says, our answer will be incoherent screams... maybe a few "I love you, Tyler"'s just to freak him out...

And let's observe. And see what happens.

What shall our hypothesis be?

*eve*

My trouble is I analyze life instead of live it. There are no absolutes for something as relative as human life.

Great idea Eve. I just (re-)learned about the scientific method today too so I'm fully equipped with the knowledge of how to formulate a hypothesis.

I'm thinking Tyler will probably initially react with laughter and make some kind of witty statement. Then, after a while he may begin exhibiting signs of increasing annoyance. What do you think?

~Jackie

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Originally posted by beautifuldisaster:

I'm thinking Tyler will probably initially react with laughter and make some kind of witty statement. Then, after a while he may begin exhibiting signs of increasing annoyance.

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Add to that: After about an hour, he may begin to get angry and finally, his wit and charm will fly out the window, leaving the real Tyler bare to the audience. The angry, foul mouthed, frusturated Tyler... who will then curse us out for being so inconsiderate.

*eve*

My trouble is I analyze life instead of live it. There are no absolutes for something as relative as human life.

hahahaha I wasn't making any sort of reference to Zac Hanson and I too know a girl like the ones you two know, I shall call her "Gabby".

I think that I was to be there for the experiement...haha

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Hi, I'm Gabby and I'm a photo junkie.

wait not know but knew....yeah that's right knew hehehe

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Hi, I'm Gabby and I'm a photo junkie.

Good addition to the hypothesis. I concur. Besides, I wanna see the foul-mouthed Tyler...hehe



haha...all that and you werent even referencing Zac...lol. Oh well, it was good to share the stories of the girls called "Eve" and "Jackie"

~Jackie

I enjoyed the stories

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Hi, I'm Gabby and I'm a photo junkie.