^^I'm downloading it now. If you would get offened by it, then don't listen to this but Jesus Jokes is really funny too. It's a lot about church and it's hilarious! Su-fi!! lol

"Why do people with bad breath always wanna tell you secrets?" -Dane

Edit: OMG, "Burger King" almost gave me a heart attack!!!!

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Karen.,

r u downloading the podcasts?? or what?

No. Just live stuff. Limewire's the bomb!

I love Dane too!! He's hilarious!! I saw his movie Employee of the Month last week. It was pretty good.

Christ Chex! That entire joke about church is hilarious and so true. I like the one on Vicious Cirlce about the guy and the tree. BK Lounge! Speak and Spell! So many good jokes.

I'M SEEING HIM LIVE NOVEMBER 12TH AND I CAN'T WAIT!!!

i just downloaded like 20 of his stuff and im dyinggg. lol. omg im dying. im full on cryingg. LOL

Yea!! See?!?!? I would marry him if I could. I'm not even kidding!!! As long as he made me laugh like he does, I wouldn't care about anything else. I'm glad he cheered you up Lexi!

One word: a:f6

DC definitely cheers you up when you're in a bad mood!! Like NOW!

Dane Cook is a silly B*t&h. :P

Cant wait to see him on Nov. 12th.!

quote:

Originally posted by twoxlooks:


Christ Chex! That entire joke about church is hilarious and so true.

Its funny, not so much true, I go every weekend and I kno what Im doing :P

"Helllllllloooooooooooo, I'mma Carrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Gas-o-line-Makes-Me-Run
Baaaaaackk Seattttttt, Truuuunnnkk Spaaccce
Hellooooooooooooooooo, Let's Go For A Ride,
Oil-is-my-blood, Seat belts, Radial knobs."

I almost died when I heard this today! Even tho I have both his cds I never really listened to the second one much, so today I heard this joke for the first time. It's hilarious!

By the way I saw that Tourgasm and Vicious Circle is coming out on DVD soon! You may only be able to pre-order it now tho.

quote:

Originally posted by twoxlooks:
"Helllllllloooooooooooo, I'mma Carrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Gas-o-line-Makes-Me-Run
Baaaaaackk Seattttttt, Truuuunnnkk Spaaccce
Hellooooooooooooooooo, Let's Go For A Ride,
Oil-is-my-blood, Seat belts, Radial knobs."

I almost died when I heard this today! Even tho I have both his cds I never really listened to the second one much, so today I heard this joke for the first time. It's hilarious!

By the way I saw that Tourgasm and Vicious Circle is coming out on DVD soon! You may only be able to pre-order it now tho.

That's one of my FAVORITE ones! I know how it feels because I used to hear that EVERY night. Now, whenever I hear that I'm gonna sing the lyrics. He's my new hero. That Dane Cook is a silly b**ch.

My friend and I are seeing him live Sunday night! I can't wait!

i'm going to see dane in philly on november 21st!!!! soooooooooooo freakin excited! i love him so much! i can't even wait!

loved him from the moment i first heard him a couple years ago!!

cool story: i went to LA with a couple of my friends at the beginning of january and we made a visit to the laugh factory. we were talking to a girl that works there and she was saying that the 10:00 show tends to go long since there's usually a special surprise guest. we were like, awesome who is gonna be tonight? and she points to a poster of dane and smiled and was like, "i'm pretty sure it's him." and we all freaked out hahaha he was awesome!!

he had just broken the record for longest stand up a couple days before (7 hours, can you believe it?!) and it woulda been nice to watch him for that long haha but it was great nonetheless