You know you live in Texas when...
you tan in the bed of a truck wearing jeans, boots, and a bra; you play chubby bunny in a truck at eighteen; you think boys in wranglers are hot; you plan on making a redneck swimming pool and swimming in it; you go camping and sleep on a tarp, not bothering to pitch a tent; you listen to songs like "Country By the Grace of God" on repeat; you'd rather live in the country than in the city; you will park a long ways away if it means your car/truck stays in the shade.