I was REALLY bored and I got a few. I'll post them as often as I can. This is the 1st one.

We Might As Well Be Strangers
Season 2/Episode 5

Scene-1:

Chris: Sorry we’re closed.

Peyton: Yeah, I know. Um, I was just wondering if I could post this flyer on your board. I’m auditioning bands for a local talent night.

Chris: All ages night. Tell ya what. You can post it if you take your shirt off.

Peyton: Excuse me?

Chris: Emo’s crap. Gives punk a bad name.

Peyton: Ya think?

Chris: I do.

Peyton: Mmm, well, I guess those who can’t do sell records. Do you insult all your customers this way?

Chris: Well, since we’re not really open, you’re not really a customer.

Peyton: Whatever, I’m going to school.

Chris: Don’t forget your ‘Get Up Kids’ lunchbox

Peyton: Ya know, it’s real punk to be up at 7am doing inventory.

Chris: I never went to sleep.

heres more....

We Might As Well Be StrangersWe Might As Well Be Strangers
Season 2/Episode 5

Scene-3:

Peyton: Oh, it’s the rude record store guy. Um, can you just put the CD’s by the side of the stage? Thank you.

(Peyton and Haley bicker about Haley playing the talent night. Chris starts playing ‘Glad’)

Haley: I think you just found your man.

Scene- 4:

Haley: Hi, I’m Haley. This is Peyton. And, you’re great.

Chris: Yeah I know. When do I play?

Haley: Um, well, 7-730…

Peyton: You’re ok, but we had a lot of really good people show up today. So, we’ll call you.

Chris: Whatever, not emo enough for you? I heard your song. It’s not bad. The key of A’s kinda crap. But you pulled it off. (chris leaves, but the stuff following is funny)

Haley: Ok, are you out of your mind? He’s clearly the best.

Peyton: Yeah he’s good. But he’s a jerk. And he’s like arrogant and self-righteous.

Haley: Peyton, you’re not dating him. Just put the club first.

Let the Reigns Go LooseLet the Reigns Go Loose
Season 2/Episode 7

Scene- 1

Peyton: Hi

Chris: I, uh, think you’ve got the wrong store. Forever 21 is just down the street there. That’s Jeff Buckley. You heard of him?

Peyton: Who hasn’t heard of Jeff Buckley?

Chris: That man is the reason that I became a musician. You know why? Because he never sold out.

Peyton: Why stop there? Didn’t he also drown in a river?(which chris almost did in his last episode, I might point out)

Chris: Listen, if you want me to play your show, you’re gonna have to ask nicely.

Peyton: I don’t need this.

Chris: Sure you do. Why else would you be here at 8am on a school day?

Peyton: Ok, here’s the deal. The turnout for audtitions was kinda low, so if you want…

Chris: Here’s my rider.

Peyton: What is this?

Chris: It’s like a list of artists demands.

Peyton: I know what a rider is. Chamomile tea, one small vegetarian pizza. Oh! One box Magnum extra-large size condoms. Are you kidding?

Chris: The regular ones cut off the circulation. We got a deal here or what?

Peyton: You go on at 9.

Chris: Have fun at school.

oh how i need a life

Let the Reigns Go Loose
Season 2/Episode 7

Scene- 3

Chris: Previously on ‘Saved by the Bell’

Haley: Hey Chris. This is my husband, Nathan.

Nathan: Hi.

Chris: Married in high school. Yeah, that’ll work. Peyton told me you bailed on the gig. I guess I was wrong about you.

Scene- 4

(Chris walks on stage and no one pays attention)

Chris: All right here we go now.(plays a bit, stops, taps mike) Hey! You guys aren’t ready for this. (walks back stage) What are you gonna do right?

Haley: Hey, wait a second. What about Peyton?

Chris: Tough break. At least it beats being screwed over by a friend, right?

_____

Peyton: Hey! What are you doing?

Chris: Not playing

Peyton: Why?

Chris: Because playing to a bunch of mall rats who hate anything they can’t pogo to ain’t what Chris Keller’s about.

Peyton: Really? That would have been really nice for you to tell me before I put you up on stage. Also, that you talk about yourself in the 3rd person.

Chris: ok, I get it, Churly’s pissed. But look at it this way. If I hadn’t done what I did, would she be up there right now?

Peyton: So, you’re saying you went through all this just to get Haley up there to play?

Chris: Who knows? Chris Keller ain’t tellin’.

Awesome! Thanks for doing that!

now do the last episode! those were my faves LOL (here's to seeing if you'll really do it )

Wow! Great job. You actually did it. I wanted to do it, but I got distracted with the thought of actually seeing Tyler play in San Diego. Haha. My first show ever. But thanks so much for taking the time do it! :]

-MK

haha even though Ive seen those episodes a thousand times I still really enjoyed reading them, thanks! Chris has so many wicked and hilarious lines

Thanks so much,that's really funny!

Peyton: So, you’re saying you went through all this just to get Haley up there to play?

Chris: Who knows? Chris Keller ain’t tellin’.

I like this one

haha...very nice job! Props to you!!
xoxo
~*Amanda*~

thamks for doing that it awsome

kim

Awesome!

LMFAO!! DO THE CAR SCENE!!!! "I wasn't gonna do it!!!" LMFAO...i love that

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Originally posted by rebecca24!:
now do the last episode! those were my faves LOL (here's to seeing if you'll really do it )

i would LOVE to do the last episodes but i dont have them recorded and the last episode i havent found a clip of. i have season 2 on DVD, thats y i was able to do it.

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Originally posted by Loni:

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Originally posted by rebecca24!:
now do the last episode! those were my faves LOL (here's to seeing if you'll really do it )

i would LOVE to do the last episodes but i dont have them recorded and the last episode i havent found a clip of. i have season 2 on DVD, thats y i was able to do it.

and im not done yet. i will post them as soon as i get more

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Originally posted by *Ash*:
LMFAO!! DO THE CAR SCENE!!!! "I wasn't gonna do it!!!"

THAT HAS TO BE THE BEST THING EVER! haha I loved that WHOLE scene but the "Ow man my head! I wasnt gunna do it!" part was the best! haha

hha oh gosh just reading them makes me laugh so hard now i feel like watching my second season dvds tonight

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Originally posted by Tink:

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Originally posted by *Ash*:
LMFAO!! DO THE CAR SCENE!!!! "I wasn't gonna do it!!!"

THAT HAS TO BE THE BEST THING EVER! haha I loved that WHOLE scene but the "Ow man my head! I wasnt gunna do it!" part was the best! haha

and the whole "hey! i fixed it" with the tape flying across the car