that sounds like a good idea...it would be even funnier.

he just cracks me up.. chris keller aint tellin

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Originally posted by sweet_thing:
he just cracks me up.. chris keller aint tellin

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haha

plus hes just so controllin n up him self it just makes the character even better... hes such a jerk

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Originally posted by xo sara:
Peyton: One box Magnum extra large size condoms...are you kidding?
Chris: The regular ones cut off the circulation.

Honestly, I cannot even explain how hard I laughed. The only person who knows is Jackie, because I called her RIGHT after he said that!

Oh, also the "Do you have any idea how many guys want to nail your wife right now?" line was CLASSIC - and the wink made it even better!!

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I agree with you..I was surprised to hear him say those lines. He said his lines like he actually meant them, and I couldn't help but laugh.

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Haha I know! He was so freakin serious when he said it. He didn't even like, start to smile. He's so talented.

yeah i woulda been on the floor in hysterics

i didn't have the chance to see all the new episodes with him
but i like
"tell you what, you can post it if you take your shirt off..."

hahaha yeah ... he ha too many good line to choose from... hahaa... "do u know how many guys want to nail your wife right now"

Haha I love how cocky and typical he sounded when he said "I knew you'd come".

yeah...that was funny.

i still cant get over how well he plays a jerk... i mean hes the total opposite i real life....

Do y'all just sit there at the TV dying laughing? Cause that's what I do...

lol.

I like most of his lines because they are hilarious. I loved "previously on Saved by the Bell." and all the rest everyone else mentioned..."I think you've got the wrong store, Forever 21 is just down the street there." "Do you have any idea how many guys in the room wanna nail your wife?" and of course all the lines where he refers to himself in the third person..."Chris Keller ain't tellin" and all the others.

haha I like the condom line, too.
I also liked how he said "Nine and change" It wasn't funny, i've just never heard that expression before.

I cant remember any of the lines but I thought it was funny when he sed "Forever 21 is across the street" lol hes funny. :p

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i thought i'd bring this back...i mean yesterday's lines were the funniest ones ever. "you guys are still not ready for this...but i'm in a forgiving mood." that ones was great but the best one was "you guys were...acceptable" at the end of his performance...he's such a jerk but so funny!

i got so many, he has the best lines ever. i cant pick between these...

p: One box Magnum extra large size condoms...are you kidding?
c:The regular ones cut off the circulation.

"Nine and change"

Hehe.. u guys made me remember all the funniest jerkness (if that's a word) of Chris Keller...

I adore the condom line .. and also there's a line after it.. when he says;

C: The regular ones cut off the circulation .. we have a deal here or what?

He sounded sooooooooo serious .. but rather soooooooooo funny .. I hysterically on that one..

Also I love it when he says to Peyton;

C:Tell ya what .. u can post it if u take your shirt off..

P: Excuse me!! (she was awesome too.. she looked really stnned when looking at her T-Shirt.

C:Emo is crap gives punk a bad name..

P: U think?

C: I do

P: Huh, well I guess those who can’t do, sell records(!) you insult all your customers this way?

C: Well since we’re not really open, you’re not really a customer. (this one was a hit in the back.. but still didn't sound insulting to me .. cuz when he said it it was freakin' funny

P: Whatever, I’m going to school.

C: Don’t forget your Get-Up-Kids lunchbox. ( that was a bomb too .. I love it...

Also the next line ...

P: You know, its real punk to be up at seven a.m. doing inventory

C: I never went to sleep. ( then he smiles in a wicked way.. that was really cool ...

I also love it when he says;

C: Previously on saved by the Bell..

And also I know a few could remember it.. but when Nathan went to him in the studio ..

C: What’s up? Looking for your wife? (he said Wife in a really funny way)

N: U're Funny .. u';re also done messin with Haley

C: We're just rehearsing man..

N: no u were rehearsing .. it's over now..

C: why? can't u trust her? (I love how he said it just soo funny and sweet) .. I mean, isn’t that what this is about? . You love her… you married her… but can you trust her? Cos if you can, you got nothing to worry about right? and hold Come on, man, I don’t have a problem with you.

(But I felt sorry for him when Nathan grabed his neck .. but then again .. he's amazing ..

The way he talks it's just sooooooo funny.. u know on the WB chat last monday.. he said it was fun playing Chris .. cuz just the way he talks is funny.. guess he's right!!

I've only ever seen 2 episodes with him on them...(3 if you count the first one...I remember the last episode I watched this really hot guy was playing a guitar...but then I didn't watch it again until January)

but last night's lines were great...the whole "you guys were acceptable" and the line about how he was opening tonight, but would be headlining pretty soon...wow what a great character...
it's interesting because he plays such an off-character...yet he still plays his own music which slightly clashes with the character